That 70s Pussy: My Glorious Unshaven Loins

My self-portrait in auburn...

My self-portrait in auburn…

First, let me mention: Get my new X-rated novella “April in Paris: The Erotic Travels of April Jones”!!

Now onto the topic of my pubic hair…

I love Asia Argento’s interview and pictorial in Bizarre magazine, I believe from 2002; she appears fully nude, pregnant, emblazoned in tattoos, and abundantly hirsute in the nether regions. She is proud of the fact, and relishes her “70s pussy,” a reference to the unaffected photographic conventions of the Age of Aquarius, where severe tan lines and luxuriant forests of pubic hair adorned even the slickest of pictorials.

In the age of the landing strip, and the laborious full shave, full feminine pubic hair remains a banner of independence, a salute to sexual freedom and womanhood.

Dear reader, I’ll also admit to maintaining a 70s pussy and kick it like Liv Lindeland, for the following reasons:

Liv Lindeland

Liv Lindeland: The ultimate 70s muff

1. Aesthetic balance: The eternal golden triangle uniting nipple, nipple and pubis in harmony.

2. Sensory enhancement: when wet, sodden with the sap of arousal, it takes on the pleasant, commanding fecund odor of a primeval forest. You can almost smell the stegosauruses humping.

3. Ease of maintenance, which needs no qualification.

4. Coital drama: It provides a curtain, an aristocratic tapestry that must be spread by delicate fingers before the tongue or member to pass through the heavenly gates

5. Womanliness: We are adult females, of course, not children. We have earned the pelt with time, and must cherish its wisdom.

Last year, in the film “The Last Mistress,” I believe I saw Asia Argento with what resembled a pubic trim, perhaps a concession to Catherine Breillat’s cinematic vision. Dear girl, let a thousand follicles bloom, and re-join me in the Sisterhood of the Luxuriant Pubis.

XO

Syl

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